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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Great killer of brain cells I bow to thee...

I had a run in with my old friend Don last week. Like most surely men from south of the border, he is not to be taken lightly. It took me time to get back to this but here it is.

Top 10 reasons why Tequila is evil:

10) Nothing good would make you hurt that much.
9) No liquid on earth should have to be followed by a lemon to be palatable.
8) Nothing good would make you hurt that much.

7) Makes you do and say things you will regret, that can’t be good.
6) Did I mention the pain.
5) Often seen in Satins liquor cabinet.
4) Damn the pain.
3) Having no idea what that girl at work is talking about when she says "that thing you said last night."
1) And number one reason: Waking in a strange place with no clothes, not good.


At 9:17 AM, Blogger Fatgracdaddy said...

who needs holo tvs if you got cactus juice... um by the way good tequilla brand:

Don Julio get the Anejo but the blanco is also nice the Anejo just seems to have a bit better flavor.

Sometimes hard to find but you can order it from tippins if they are out ive done it before. Oh and three fingers of don julio anejo 4 ice cubes and some enricos salsa and chips and you are good to go no lemons required.


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