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Monday, May 08, 2006

Mullet Mountian

Recently It has been brought to my attention that in this day and age, there are still people running around with a mullet. These photos, taken discretely Sunday in the wild, show in vivid clarity the hair horror that America still faces today.

That is why I have started the: Save the Haircut foundation.

Please give generously to the save the haircut foundation. For just .50 a day, less than a cup of coffee, you can prevent the kind of hair travesty that, although born in the 70’s still flourishes in the Midwest to this day. Your donation buys, a coupon for any of the 8 styles Supercuts has to offer. Transportation to and from the nearest Supercuts and in some extreme cases, hair counseling to educate the image challenged.

Along with your donation we will send you a picture of a person, like this one, and a hand written note of thanks describing how a decent haircut changed their life.

It is easy to ignore the mullet if you do not see them every day, but this is proof that here at home your money is still needed and can go a long way.

(PS. Sorry about the poor quality of photos, subjects in this extreme case of mullet denial may become aggressive and throw NASCAR paraphernalia at you so these were taken on the D/L. This picture shows an extreme mullet example, not all mullet’s are this horrifying.)


At 11:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

First of all I know where you were at! Speaking of Nascar you should come back when the race is in town cuz it is worse.

At 11:56 AM, Blogger Beano said...

worse mullets?

At 11:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

way worse mullets. even ones on chicks!


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