Seen at the park: Anatomy of a bad parking job

1) Drive an exceptionally bland colored car into a public parking area
2) Aim in the general direction of a parking spot, and close your eyes
3) Drive forward, until you get close to you parking area
4) Leave your car quickly without looking

5) Glance back, make sure you left a stupid amount of room in the front of vehicle.
6) Make sure at least one of the tires is on or possibly over the yellow line.

This type of parking deserves a special award and this is a fine example. While textbook even this genius has left room for improvement. You could also: block an isle way, find a more crowded area, or hit something/someone.

Stay tuned next week when we chime in on how to drive like a douche.