Life lessons learned this week (its only freaking Monday edition)

The only way to fight crazy is with even bigger crazy and sometimes even that is not enough. Damn it I hate being out crazied.

If you ask your self “this couldn’t possibly get more complicated” just take a second to savor the moment… its about to get worse. Way way worse.

The amount that you want to eat your lunch is inversely proportional to the amount that people care that they are interrupting you. The closer you are to Monday the greater the divergence.

People will mess your shit up. By people I mean people and by shit I mean your day.

Mess

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