Top five reasons it does not matter if this weekend is the apocalypse. ( and Im not sayin it will…. But just incase)

Top five reasons it does not matter if this weekend is the apocalypse.

( and Im not sayin it will…. But just incase)

5) At least I won’t have to mow the lawn Sunday

4) No more world = no more debt. That may not be all that bad.

3) I did not want to return that library book anyway.

2) This might be my only way to retirement.
1) Lets face it either way… we all had a pretty good run.