Once, I was the weird one in the Neighborhood

But now I have seen it all. What you have here is a picture of my neighbor, mowing his lawn. No you cant see him, because its freaking night. Thats right, he was out there mowing the lawn with what I can only describe as some kind of light strapped to the top of his walk behind mower. Yes one of those faint lights is him, mowing his lawn. This is a guy that has a very reputable job and maybe this is problem ... he has no time for conventional mowing thinking...no sir. He is a lawn chopping avant garde of SE Michigan.

I am going to have to think up some really f*d up thing to do to top this. I am thinking.... llama farming.