Guy On Bicycle...

Dear Guy on bicycle during snowstorm:

Poor little guy. I don’t know why you have a death wish, but life is to important to for you to throw it away on economical transportation. Plus if I hit you, you are going to scratch my paint. Please refrain from such selfish activity in the future.

Sincerely,

-The rest of us.

Editors note: this is only topped by they guy on the motorcycle that I was not quick enough to get a photo of.