Overheard last night on the couch:

(disclaimer: Image is simulated stupidity)

The Girl: Isn’t it going to be cold when you go fishing next week?

Me: More than likely.

The Girl: You better take some warm clothes.

Me: Warm clothes? I don’t care if I freeze a ball right off…I am just worried about the water temperature and the feeding patterns of the fish.

The Girl (now laughing): A “ball” huh? You ARE stupid.

Me: Stupid like a fish!