Black Friday....

Years of fighting for equal rights and legitimacy were suddenly dashed when Black Friday's cousin Hispanic Saturday showed up for the holidays and caused a scene in front of Asian Sunday and the rest of the extended family.

(here at vaporlife we honor and respect all manner of race, religion, creed and are equal opportunity offenders)

The Girls ...

Joe and Kathy's party proved to be fun last night and my brother, being the good sport that he is. proved he could be one of the girls by dressing up as a girl super hero.
Totally hilarious and slightly disturbing all at once.

Everyone is talking about the east coast earthquake today....

I am so glad that the injuries were limited and there appears to be no deaths just a lot of shaken up people. No pun intended. 

That being said maybe NOW people will take my "giant segway building stabilizer" idea seriously.

No really why don't they have gyro stabilizers for entire buildings?

I mean besides cost feasibility, physical limitations and the whole segway /apple patent dispute. (Isnt apple suing everyone?)

Best comment of the day: TV style.

From FUTURAMA:

Season 8, Episode 9 – Aired: 8/11/2011
"Fry am the Egg Man"

While flying around looking for somthing to eat.

Leela: " I know! I will use that new app that tells you what resturant is nearby."

Fry " You mean the window?"

Leela: "Yes."

Stick figures....

Stick figures.... now with 100% more awesome.

I love caffeine, I love caffeine. I love caffeine. I love caffeine. (breathe) I love caffeine....

 Yet another reason to love caffeine.

Ahhh caffeine... making days more bearable since 1819.

Another unfortunate wording choice.

Ball permit?
Really?

I am not sure if it is more upsetting that they expect you to get a permit to play on an unused diamond or that they call the aforementioned "Ball Permit".
At least they used snazzy 80's graphics to distract you. 

Someday my friend will stop sending me photos....

Someday my friend will stop sending me photos.... of him catching fish.

Until that day I will continue to photo shop the fish out and send them back to him. I would say much improved.

Overheard today at the office:

Me:  Was that change process automated or was there time to correct it? If so that would be awesome!

Home Office: That was not processed, so you CAN correct it.

Me: That’s great, not automated…. it was AWESOMATED.

*crickets*

(maybe I need to work on my delivery)

Uncrate must be reading my blog again...

Swingers, the movie just to be clear, just popped up on the Uncrate site just a few short days after my post about it. 

click *here* to check it out .

Coincidence? Maybe.

Weird timing with the blue Blu-ray release... likely.

Still in my reality they are checking in with vaporlife. I am flattered guys, just leave a comment once and a while.

Overheard tonight on the couch.

Me: “Have you every watched swingers”

The Girl: : “I don’t think so.”

Me :“You Don’t think so?” “Seriously?”

The young girl: “ Me either.”

Me: (trying to describe): “Its some old school hipsters…. Its  Pre-hip-storic “

*crickets*

(OK I thought it was funny)

   

Wilfred : may just save the day *updated*

* Updated* I am an idiot ... try THURSDAY NIGHT at 10* 

Damn it.

Wednesday's child is full of woe, but  the new show "Wilfred" looks so funny it might just make my summer.
A simple premise: Elijah Wood sees Wilfred as a man in a dog costume, where everyone else sees him as a regular dog. Cue a man doing only stuff that a dog could get away with and hilarity ensues.

If this show lives up to half of its potential... it should make for some really funny stuff.

Here is hoping this Wednesday's child it full of entertainment. We will see . Tonight at 10.

*here* to check it out.

Stylus

Description of product is key.

 I found this at a local "mart" stores website. 

Stylus for Tablet PCs

Model#: HS-TABSTYLUS

For iPad, iPhone or other touchscreen device

Soft rubber tip

Omni-directional

Wait  - what?

Omni - directional ? 

Really?

Good to know. 

Hate to have an mono-directional stylus.

 

Origon of the cursor

I
Love
History.

thanks to gizmodo for the lesson

My secret fishing lure this year....

My secret fishing lure this year....LAZER CAT

Kitty found an empty spot in my tackle box and went all Scott Summers on my ass.

Support our general cause and/or movement:

Is it me or are protesters getting lazy.

Thanks to clickondetroit.com  for the photo.

Random observations: Starbucks and Zombie Bunny edition.

Random observations: Starbucks and Zombie Bunny edition.

Starbucks- why on gods great green earth do you have to serve you coffee so bloody hot. It seriously is molten hot. The only valid reason is that you are trying to show NASA that your foam cup material can stand up to re-entry temperatures. I see Starbucks brand satellites in our future.

Barack and Michelle Obama- I know your busy running the country and all.  Must be hard what with juggling a couple wars, the budget crisis and everything. Pretty amazing that you could still carve out some time to appear on Oprah on May 2. Seems like a totally appropriate use of your time. Farewell show or not, thanks for illustrating that all it really takes is a crapload of money to have presidential access. Maybe while you are there she can cut you a check to cover the deficit?

In the “gee really?” category… recently after a government probe our very own Senator Carl Levin (D-MI) called Goldman Sachs “a financial snake pit rife with greed, conflicts of interest, and wrongdoing,” adding that C.E.O. Lloyd Blankfein should possibly face perjury charges. Pretty sure not actual charges are pending.

Probably the surest sign to date that an actual zombie uprising is nigh? Chocolate Zombie (Easter) Bunny found *here* . Cute. Someone forgot to tell them that the undead apocalypse is so yesterday… where is my glow in the dark Fukushima bunnies? (I know, I know too soon).

End observations.

Best comment of the day:

"Am I the only one who gets absolutely frustrated that people are still proposing the possibility of time-travel?
This is why I can't party with my theoretical physicist friends anymore."

From a random slash dot thread about the Large Hadron Collider .
found *here*

Overheard last night on the couch… Star Wars Edition.

(While flipping through channels Star Wars Episode IV was on, the part where they are blasting their way out of the detention level into the trash compactor)

The Girl: “OH! I know that part its just like that Family Guy thing!”

Me: “The Blue Harvest episode on the iPad?”

The Girl: “Yeah… It just like that part… Look Meg’s head is going to stick up… That’s too funny”

Me (laughing): “ Wait… you think its funny that Star Was is Just like Blue Harvest. You realize that was kind of the point right?”

The Girl: “ I guess so, although I think it was funnier when the robot guy was smoking pot.”

Me: “It WAS funnier (laughing so hard now) That was the point. It funny that you don’t know about the real Star Wars but you know that Family Guy episode by heart.”

The Girl: “Hey I watch that when I work out ALL THE TIME. Look that Guy is the Old Man with the limp sword”

Me (now crying): “ To you the movie is the parody of the Family Guy… SO FREAKING FUNNY.”

The Girl: “Hey that is in there too…”

(Story stopped so I could compose myself)

I have been starting on the wrong side of pyramid- and other reasons I cant talk to the public.

Conflict resolution.

Wait, really?

Your not supposed to start at the bottom?