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Monday, February 27, 2006

Best sarcastic site award... The Onion

In a folow up to my Chaney post

Leave it to the Onion ( my second favorite news Source after Jon Stewart’s Daily show to break this news.

WASHINGTON, DC—Government documents declassified today reveal that President Bush was briefed last summer of "a substantial risk" that Vice President Dick Cheney would shoot an elderly male in the face sometime in the next several months.

In a Presidential Daily Briefing given to Bush in August 2005, the CIA warned that the vice president was a potent threat to the senior population at large, and in particular "possessed the capabilities and intentions to spray a senior citizen with projectiles fired from a shotgun or other weapon." A second brief identified the population at risk as those "between 70 and 80 years of age," and warned that the vice president posed the greatest threat to "seniors in close proximity to the vice president when he is armed."...


At 9:05 AM, Blogger Fatgracdaddy said...

Its all fun and games till you go hunting with a buncha senior citizens...


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