I love stress free mornings

If you are a global communications monster, say like AT&T can you get an automated system that can tell the difference between D-S-L and CANCEL. Also can you get some more personable people, I mean I know this guy is in India but for Christ sake try and make him nice. Second, you wait ¾ of the way through the call to ask me the security questions, and for some reason there one security question I cant remember and you cant tell me how long I have had the *FREEKING* account with you? Are you serious? My favorite restaurant? It is not even one of the ones I had written down. I think you just made that this up. I have fifty million other ways to verify it is me but you are done because my favorite restaurant is not on your list.

So now my modem is out of warrantee, but of course you can not tell me when it was installed…. I know because I failed the FREEKING SECURITY QUESTION.

I have a security question for you: How long do you think it will take before I go ballistic? Seriously, press another button.

I am thinking now of getting a ticket and going to find that damn call center you are in. No really thanks for all your help. I am so damn happy. Thanks for making my morning so GOD DAMN relaxing.