A quick nod to the fact that this “Bruno” thing is getting out of control:

Overheard today at the bank:

Banker one: (…. Yes I will be turning 26 again this year. (unclear) and I decided to have 8 kids…. 7 girls and one boy. We will name the boys all David, and the girl (unclear)

Banker two: that’s going to really fly with (Roxanne I assume)

Banker one: Yeah I know that’s why her middle name will be Roxanne., she can go by “Roxy” Also if we don’t have kids in 10 years, we plan to adopt. He said if we get a black child he wants to name the child with a traditional African name.

Banker two : “like what?”

Banker one: “OJ”