Goal!

Actual conversation between me and my girl tonight during the Red Wings game:

Her: Shots On goal? You just made that up!
Me: Not actually, its a real thing.
Her: Oh look, His hat came off
Me: It's called a helmet
Her: Hat/ helmet what's the difference he lost it why don't they stop the play.
Me: It's hockey the don't stop the play for that. They are lucky it's not a bloody severed head.
Her: That would be a first.
Me: Obviously you have not seen ninja hockey.
Her: Ok now that's not real.
Me: Whaaat?

Her: Oh look he lost his hat again.