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Wednesday, September 02, 2009

People are Stupid

(Two Guys roll up in a dark SUV, its Noon, Im going to the bank, were about three cars back from the light)

Guy leans out window, gestures. I roll down my window thinking he wants directions.

Guy “Want to buy a home theater system?” Glazed look sniffing and red eyed.

Me “Wha…No that’s ok “

Guy “We just got one from this job”

Me “That’s OK I’m all set, I have one” (thinking “job?”)

Guy “Need a good deal on one anyway?”

Me “No I’m cool” Starting to put up window

Guy (just before window up) “WERE GONING TO THE TITTY BAR!” ( second guy coming to life giving me the “hand loose” sign.

Me “OK … good luck” (TMI)


At 4:03 PM, Blogger Andrew said...

So the office is getting a "new" home theater and don't worry I won't tell Barb you spent the day at the titty bar.

At 4:49 PM, Blogger Beano said...

Damn... you could see right though my thinly veiled attempt to throw people off my track!

Did you see the story about a guy that got caught selling an oven door outside best buy? it was shrink wrapped and had hdtv sticker and price tag on it as an attempt to catch some bargain hunter in the parking lot.

People are stupid.

At 7:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn him for spending my money at the titty bar and not the home system. The Girl

At 10:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I tell ya...not many people make a lotta since is funny though!


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