Today at the Bank- worst parking job ever

Worst.
Parking.
Job.
Ever.

Today I was at the bank when this genius parked his van. I was impressed when he parked right in the middle of two spots but when he parked and then reversed back 2 1/2 feet I knew we were dealing with a special type of stupid.
I try and make up excuses for this special kind of idiot...
Maybe he was off his meds?
He did not look like he had been in this country long, maybe he was used to parking a donkey cart.
Maybe his wife was nagging and he just had to get out as soon as possible, I mean she looked like a bitch...
What ever was the case he scurried into the office next door.
Maybe there is no excuse, when you roll in a sweet ride like this you NEED to take up a couple spaces.
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