I hate it when....

I was running late this morning.

I was running late this morning, and I forgot my dry cleaning.

I was running late this morning, and I forgot my dry cleaning, and I was late for work.

I was running late this morning, and I forgot my dry cleaning, and I was late for work and my coffee never quite cleared my head today.

I was running late this morning, and I forgot my dry cleaning, and I was late for work and my coffee never quite cleared my head and I had a client waiting for me in the lobby.

I was running late, forgot my dry cleaning, was late for work, coffee did not clear my head, had a customer waiting for me in the lobby, work was piling up faster than I could clear it.

I was running late, forgot my dry cleaning, was late for work, coffee did not clear my head, had a customer waiting for me in the lobby, work was piling up fast, had to run an errand in the freezing cold today.

Running late, forgot dry cleaning,was late for work, coffee did not clear my head, had a customer waiting for me, work was piling up fast, froze my ass off, stayed late to pay bills reminded how broke I am .

Running late, forgot dry cleaning,was late for work, coffee did not clear my head, had a customer waiting for me, work was piling up fast, froze my ass off, stayed late to pay bills reminded how broke I am, dog wanted to go to the park in the cold.

Running late, forgot dry cleaning,was late for work, coffee did not clear my head, had a customer waiting for me, work was piling up fast, froze my ass off, stayed late to pay bills reminded how broke I am, cold again running the dog, was late for dinner.

I HATE IT WHEN THE DAY SNOWBALLS OUT OF CONTROL.