Its stupid hot today (AKA How Hot is it):

Its so hot :

People are getting in their ovens, just to cool off.

I saw a guy trying to commit sins, hoping to get into Hell early.

The great lakes are the worlds largest steam bath, ( or fish stew)

Ice just went up to $50 / cube and is exchanging like currency… if can keep it long enough.

I witnessed a chicken lay a hard boiled egg.

Trees are starting to whistle for dogs to come over.

You have to eat hot peppers just to cool your mouth off.

Seriously its it impairing my ability to think properly.