Today's headlines:

Today's headlines:

Man Fakes Death To Avoid Court Date

Police: Death Certificate Contained Misspellings

POSTED: Wednesday, August 18, 2010

UPDATED: 10:36 am EDT August 18, 2010

Really: can’t see how this one might backfire…. Seriously where do you go after faking your own death? Good Luck buddy. Best part they caught him because he misspelled things on the death certificate. I am not a great speller, but I am breaking out the spell checker on any official death certificate I am trying to fake. I mean, that’s just me.

American Airlines rolls out fee for coach seats

By Marnie Hunter, CNN

August 18, 2010 6:36 p.m. EDT

On Wednesday, American Airlines announced an add-on fee for the front rows in coach class.

nick·el-and-dime

adjective Definition:

1. impoverish somebody through small expenses: to get somebody or something into financial trouble by accumulating many small costs and expenses ( slang )

See also THE ARILINE INDUSTRY

7 die in tricycle bomb attack in China

Beijing, China (CNN) -- Police in western China detained a man suspected of driving an explosive-laden tricycle into a crowd on Thursday, killing seven people and injuring 13, a government official told CNN.

Bombs are never funny… bombs on tricycles? Still not funny. OK maybe a little. What did they use ? Play-Doh explosives? I am pretty sure they mean one of those large adult size bikes, but come on now, what comes to mind when you read that headline?

AND ON AN UNRELATED NOTE: to the ass hat who broke into the office complex here last night. You must have cased the place, but cutting wires to each of the individual parking lights is really not an act of a criminal mastermind… more like the act of a idiot with a pair of pliers. Going through all that, to smash a window and steel a display of sunglasses…well I don’t have enough time or energy to really explain how stupid that all is. Lets just say, I hope it was worth it.