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Friday, January 28, 2011

List of random driving errors that bother me (even though they probably shouldn’t):

List of random driving errors that bother me (even though they probably shouldn’t):

1) When there is 50 f’n open spaces in the parking lot WHY do you have to park right next to my vehicle. Really? Right next to it so your kid can throw open the door and hit mine? Thanks Ass Hat. You are just slightly better than the douche that parks his POS sideways in two spots. Just slightly.

2) Use you blinker, when its needed. Look its not that hard. You are pulling out on to a road, its snowing other cars are merging. IF YOU USE YOUR BLINKER I CAN TELL WHAT DIRECTION YOU ARE TURING. Instead I have to wait for you to turn and since you were turning the other way I just waited here for 10 min for nothing. Thanks Jack Hole.

3) Don’t use your blinker… when its not needed. Forget about that old lady driving down the highway for 50 miles, when you already half way though your turn, ITS TO LATE TO USE YOUR BLINKER. Think about it… I can tell you are turning by the fact you are ALREADY IN SOMEONE ELSES LANE. Nice going super dork.

4) Why do you loose your mind once it snows. Its MICHIGAN its going to snow here. You likely know this. Let’s not panic when it does please. One flake of snow and you are crossed eyed and licking the glass. WTF.

5) Pull up already. You might be the second car form the intersection, but if you could pull your head out of your ass long enough to realize that you have 20 cars behind you it might just occur to you that that 30 feet of empty space in front of you means someone behind you cant pull forward or is stuck in an intersection. I if you look around there are other people on the road, lets have a little situational awareness please. Really you need to get it together.


At 6:00 PM, Blogger JRM said...

Is it me, or are these people everywhere!

At 11:13 PM, Blogger Beano said...

Yes, stupidity is universal.


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