Overheard at the bank today:

Banker one: (As customer walks in) “I just mistook you for a woman.”

Bearded man in suit: (blink, blink) “Whaaat?”

Banker one: “There is a Lady with a van just like yours so when I saw it…”

Bearded man in suit: “A lady with a Beard?”

Banker one: “No she has the exact same van”

Banker two: “ Don’t Worry Mr. XXXX I think you look manly”

Me: “ Just walk away dude… Just walk away.”