Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps:

So far today, I had to call a plumber who proceeded to tell me how much they were going to extort me for. Then they told me just how long I had to wait for them to do it.

Then

I spent another hour arguing with AT&T about my dsl modem here at work re-setting itself to factory settings. (really I can clear my cookies AGAIN but I am telling you it’s a hardware issue damn it)

And its not even lunch time yet.

(photo credit flicker user it_grrl)