Overheard tonight on the couch:

The Girl: “Do you want to keep this monkey sticker?”

Me: “I don’t want you to throw it away, if that’s what you mean.”

The Girl: “Really? It’s a sticker.”

Me: “Are you kidding? A monkey sticker is worth like 10 others in sticker world”

The Girl: “Don’t make me hate you.”

Me: “What? Monkey stickers are cool.”

The Girl: “You’re a geek!”

Me: “Thanks.”