If today was a dinosaur... it would be a

If today....
was a dinosaur it would be a Dumbassasaurus.
was a car it would be a Kia SoGobacktobedto.
was a cereal it wold be frosted crap flakes.
was a color it would be burnt sayonara.
was a plant it would be a creeping-you-down.
was a disease it would be H1N2 bad for you.
was a city would be sukstobeyou ville.

(end mini rant)