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Thursday, April 14, 2011

Random observations: Starbucks and Zombie Bunny edition.

Random observations: Starbucks and Zombie Bunny edition.

Starbucks- why on gods great green earth do you have to serve you coffee so bloody hot. It seriously is molten hot. The only valid reason is that you are trying to show NASA that your foam cup material can stand up to re-entry temperatures. I see Starbucks brand satellites in our future.

Barack and Michelle Obama- I know your busy running the country and all.  Must be hard what with juggling a couple wars, the budget crisis and everything. Pretty amazing that you could still carve out some time to appear on Oprah on May 2. Seems like a totally appropriate use of your time. Farewell show or not, thanks for illustrating that all it really takes is a crapload of money to have presidential access. Maybe while you are there she can cut you a check to cover the deficit?

In the “gee really?” category… recently after a government probe our very own Senator Carl Levin (D-MI) called Goldman Sachs “a financial snake pit rife with greed, conflicts of interest, and wrongdoing,” adding that C.E.O. Lloyd Blankfein should possibly face perjury charges. Pretty sure not actual charges are pending.

Probably the surest sign to date that an actual zombie uprising is nigh? Chocolate Zombie (Easter) Bunny found *here* . Cute. Someone forgot to tell them that the undead apocalypse is so yesterday… where is my glow in the dark Fukushima bunnies? (I know, I know too soon).

End observations.

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