Why I need to cool it on the multi-tasking...

My desk at work has, two computers three screens and a zillion windows wizzing by at the speed of internet...

So what is the problem? It should be a dream come true, right? The problem is my attention span is getting shorter and shorter, and I start reading the news headlines. The problem is I read them... but I see something else. Take today's headlines for example:

Actual headline:

Gibbs Scrawls Grocery List on Hand in Jab at Palin (fox)

I see:

Gibbs crawls for grocery's and hand job from Palin.

Actual headline:

Death of Nancy Kerrigan's father ruled a homicide (cnn)

I see:

Tonya Harding kills Nancy Kerrigan's dad.

Actual headline:

Lil Wayne Shot Nine Music Videos Last Weekend (MTV)

I see:

Lil Wayne shot nine times last weekend.

Actual Headline:

Prius success story stalls after recall (CNN)

I see:

Prius Sucks

Actual Headline:

Autopsy: Jackson had vitiligo, wore wig (msnbc)

I see:

Autopsy: Jackson had vertigo for wigs.

I really really have to slow down.....