To: Help Desk

From: Me

RE: Performance and Outage reporting system

 

 

To Whom It May Concern:

 

Your Outages page seems to be suffering from an outage. Immediate impacts are: compulsive laughter with an ironic twist. Again, this system is not working. Please let me know when it is not, not working as no outage feedback can be given until the system is working. Maybe a “Workage” system would be better than the aforementioned outage system.  Hold on.

 It seems an error occoured while reporting this error about the outage having an outage.  I will elevate these comments to  secondary  level II brain funcion reportage of an outage system error, error. Please understand resolving of this issue is this brains number one priority.