Lets Talk About Gas Station Etiquette...
Lets face it, we all have to go to the gas station, we all have to share the same space, we all have to get along. So lets try and be civil shall we? Simple rules apply, its not that hard lets just review:
2)Get off the phone. Seriously pry that piece from your over made up face. No that was not your pump that stopped it was mine, my god you still have no idea what is going on around you.
3)You are paying at the pump... Pay already. Step out of that Lexus, stop pawing in that knock -off coach purse, get your shit together and just freaking PAAAAYYYY.
4) You are trying to exit, are you seriously choosing now to re-spackle your face... are you still on the phone. I am going to ram you now.
5) Obviously you have no regard for others, but one is to merge into traffic not to interject yourself perpendicular and block traffic. Is there no end to your rudeness. I hope you are driving far far away to a land where I never have to see you again, Are you really still on the phone?