I am not one to Bitch. Who am I kidding, I am totally one to bitch non-stop.
It has rained here 7 days straight, with several more on the forecast.
I am getting webbed feet people.
Come on now, my dog started quacking several days ago.
I stopped showering; I just carry soap with me when I go to and from my car.
A fish just swam past my office window.
Last night, someone was in my neighborhood selling ark’s door to door.
I don’t have to get the paper off the lawn, I just wait for the tide to come in.
I am going to have to mow the lawn soon with a wet suit and a sickle.
I stopped growing grass, changing over to rice.
I no longer have a sun roof, I have an escape hatch when I become totally submerged. Get the idea?
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